Kinky Fuckbuddy, Vanilla Fuckbuddy, One Night Stand: The Results! Part 1 + Question for my flist.

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I was given a lot of choices for the Meme With A Perfectly Valid Twist (shut up, ladyfoxxx , it's not cheating! It's being a greedy girl, which I am) so I decided to post it in two parts, or it would've been too long.

I still haven't learned to change the sizes of the pictures, so they're kind of all over the place. Sorry about that.

Now, to the answers!


1.- rockeandroll  gave me Billie, Pete and Mikey.


Kinky Fuckbuddy: Pete Wentz.

You see, thanks to villiagegreen I can't help but to think of him as a human pet; and even though I'm more of a sub IRL, Pete just awakes the sadist in me. NO PETE, YOU CAN'T TAKE YOUR LEASH OFF, JESUS,  WHY ARE YOU EVEN TALKING? BAD PETE! *goes to get the whip*


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Billie Joe Armstrong

Okay, I admit I kind of cheated on this one. You know there's just NO WAY that sex with Billie could be vanilla; but I didn't want to choose him for a One Night Stand because, well, LOOK AT HIM! So being the greedy whore that I am, I decided that vanilla sex more than once is better than kinky sex just once.


One Night Stand: Mikey Way.

Don't get me wrong. I think Mikey has become the Hottest Way; but I'm not really sexually attracted to him that much. I think a one night stand works perfectly in this case.



2.- bebunny gave me: Frank, Gabe and Patrick.

Kinky Fuckbuddy: Gabe Saporta.

How could I not choose him? I mean, he WANTS TO LOCK PEOPLE IN HIS BASEMENT. And he's insane. And hot. And I basically just want to suck his Cobra; I'd let him decide on the rest.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Frank Iero.

For this answer, I chose a picture of Adorable!Frankie instead of one of the many, many pictures of him where he's being hotter than the part of hell that will hold those who write and read Waycest. I could have vanilla sex with Adorable!Frank forever. Of course, I'd demand it to be in a position that'd allow me to stare at his pretty face the whole time.


One Night Stand: Patrick Stump

I imagine our encounter to go something like this: I'm at a small bar, having a drink after work (in my fantasy, I have a job, shut up) when I suddenly hear the most beautiful voice I've ever heard in my whole life. I turn around, and there's Patrick, playing the piano and singing "What A Catch, Donnie" and looking like an angel. He finishes his set, I buy him a drink, we talk for hours and we end up having sex in my place. He's not there when I wake up, but it's still one of the best nights of my life. :D?


She also gave me: Ghost of You!Bob, Black Parade!Bob and Desolation Row!Bob.

Kinky Fuckbuddy: Black Parade!Bob.

SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS. Tell me you see this picture and your immediate reaction isn't to say YES, SIR to him and I'll tell you you're a dirty liar who lies. HE'S THE TOPPIEST TOP WHO EVER TOPPED, NGHHHHHH I JUST WANT HIM TO MARK ME AND COLLAR ME AND TELL ME WHAT A FILTHY WHORE I AM.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Ghost Of You!Bob.

This was the only picture of GOY!Bob I could find (where he's alone, at least). And okay, the only reason why I chose him as my Vanilla Fuckbuddy is because the other 2 choices would've made even less sense. Let's just imagine that, because he's a soldier, he misses me so much that he wants to be sweet and cuddly when we're having sex. Or something.


One Night Stand: Desolation Row!Bob.

In my mind, I actually hooked up with DR!Bob before the show; and he told me he'd see me after so he could fuck me properly (like, in a bed; this was up against the wall in a dirty alley) but then they got arrested so I never saw him again. He left bruises in my thighs that lasted me for days, so it's okay.



3.- ladyfoxxx gave me Jepha, Bob and Frank.


Kinky Fuckbuddy: Jepha Howard.

PEGGING. He enjoys it, in real life (thanks for the info, scorned Jeph's ex-girlfriend!). It's something I find insanely hot, and he wouldn't be doing it just to please me because he's into it. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE I'D RATHER HAVE KINKY SEX WITH THAN JEPHA. Not even Bob. I mean it.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Bob Bryar.

LOOK AT HIM YOU GUYS, JUST LOOK AT HIM OMG! *dies* As you all know, Bob is the thoughest motherfucker ever but he's secretely a giant teddy bear, and this picture proves it. Can you say adorable? So yes, I want him to be my vanilla fuckbuddy (or husband, but that's sadly not an option in this meme) and make out with him for HOURS. And then cuddle afterwards and laugh at his jokes and make out some more.


One Night Stand: Frank Iero.

Yes, I want to have a one night stand with this Frank Iero. On prom night. Cliches FTW!



4.- mylittlehottie gave me: Frank, Gabe and Skiba.

Kinky Fuckbuddy: Matt Skiba.

I DON'T THINK THIS ONE NEEDS AN EXPLANATION. Jesus Christ Matt, I want that tongue ALL OVER ME. *melts*


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Frank Iero.

Again, I had to post a picture of Frank being THE MOST ADORABLE AND CUTE AND PRETTY EVER. Because vanilla doesn't mean boring, no sir; just not kinky. BUT OUR SEX WOULD STILL BE AMAZING, in case you were wondering.


One Night Stand: Gabe Saporta.

This would be your tipical club hook-up. We would dance and get wasted and end up fucking in a bathroom stall, because we're both classy bitches like that. I chose this picture so you could get a better mental image of how Gabe looks when he's partying. :D?


5.- collar_blue gave me: Patrick, Brian and Mikey.

Kinky Fuckbuddy: Brian Schechter.

He might be tiny, but don't let that fool you! He's used to dealing with divas and drunk boys, so it wouldn't be a problem for him to HOLD YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU BEHAVE. The sub in me just salivates over the idea of being topped by this gorgeous, gorgeous man.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Patrick Stump.

He'd be too busy to have a relationship, so we'd agree on being fuckbuddies instead. We'd be heads-over-heels in love with each other, but none of us would say anything because we wouldn't think that the other feels the same way. So basically we'd be a couple, but without the Couple title.


One Night Stand: Mikey Way

This hook-up would take place during the Summer of Like. I know, I know, what about Pete? Well, he'd be there, watching and videotaping the whole thing and telling us exactly what to do. Sadly, he'd refuse to join us, but that's okay. He'd give amazing directions, and I'd get to see him jerk-off. (And since this is my meme, he'd also give me a copy of the videotape.)


She also gave me a ladies edition! Amanda, Lyn-Z and Ashlee.

Kinky Fuckbuddy: Lyn-Z Ballato.

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE ALL THE KINKY SEX IN THE WORLD WITH A WOMAN WHO'S ABLE TO DO THIS? My crush on this woman is EPIC; and I know, I've never had sex with a woman, but that's okay, I'm a fast learner, especially if my teacher is as insanely hot as she is. I WANT HER SO BAD YOU GUYS.


Vanilla Fuckbuddy: Ashlee Simpson.

I adore her. She's so cute, and she seems like so much fun, but she looks like she's also the sweetest girl ever. So yes, vanilla sex seemed appropriate for her. It'd be silly, and fun, but also HOT; and we'd be BFF's that occasionally have sex when the mood would strike us.


One Night Stand: Amanda Palmer.

I actually don't find Amanda attractive, but I definitely think she's one of the most badass girls in the biz. So for this one night stand I'd be so flattered that Amanda wanted to hook-up with me that I'd be too star-struck to say no. I'm positive she'd blow my mind.



And that's it for now. This was so much fun! Although it got me thinking a little bit. You see, when I was deciding about who to have vanilla sex with, at first I kept thinking about vanilla sex as boring sex, so it was really hard to choose. But then I realized that vanilla doesn't mean boring, just not kinky (like I said before on the post.)

So my question for you is this: HOW DO YOU DEFINE VANILLA SEX? Do you actually prefer vanilla sex IRL, and kinky sex just occasionally? Or do you avoid it like the plague? Tell me about it, flist!

Part 2 of the meme will be up soon. And I also have a question prepared for that one, so stay tuned!

xo
Laura.