I GOT MY ZINE FROM JULIA!

[chuckaloonie]

 

Finally, after anxiously waiting for like two weeks, I got my Zine from Julia (xstunt_pilots ). And let me tell you: IT'S FUCKING AMAZING.

Because of my old age, (or stupidity, whatever) I had no idea what to expect from a Zine, pretty much because I didn't know they existed before Julia talked about hers. Of course, I have no point of comparison whatsoever, but reading it felt like, I don't know, like listening to a friend. Julia's writing is a perfect balance between every day language and journalism. She's funny, witty, and not afraid to speak her mind. There's no ass-kissing, no blatant efforts to please anybody but herself with this Zine; but somehow she manages to make it interesting for EVERYBODY. I honestly believe that, no matter what you're into, you'll find something that you'll like in there.

I learned about scene girls and what makes their appearance ugly; and about why Aiden's "From Hell...With Love" is particularily amazing; about the real reason why Morrisey hates us all; and about why working in the entertainment journalism industry has changed Julia's feelings about music and shows and the industry in general.

There are also parts where you don't learn anything per se, but Julia explains in the most hilarious way why she's offended by Pete Wentz's teeth (aren't we all?), how she doesn't get why people love him, and pretty much tells us everything that's wrong about him. Which is all stuff I already knew, but it's so much funnier when Julia explains it!

She also tells us why she went from loving Gerard Way, to wanting to "beat you down in a dark alley the next time you set foot in the D." I loved how protective she is of Detroit and its scene. It's as endearing as Gerard's face. Again, like with Pete Wentz, I already knew that most of the time Gerard just rambles and that he changes his mind every other day; but this time I got to read exactly why he should think before he speaks. And even though Julia is pretty much ranting, she manages to do it in a way that doesn't come off as bitchy or pretentious. It's amazing, and further proof that the girl definitely knows what she's doing.

The last two articles are too funny. First, we have Julia trying to understand how can people over 16 be attracted to Justin Bieber without feeling like a pedo. Then she writes "The Ten-Year Bandom Class Reunion". It's a thing of wonder and brilliance. ALSO, IT BEGS TO BE WRITTEN AS FIC. *hint, hint*.

But my favorite part is definitely Julia's guide to not being a complete cock in shows. Julia's been to a million shows, and she obviously knows what constitutes as proper concert ettiquette, and she shares her knowledge with us in a way that's not only hilarious, but also EXTREMELY HELPFUL. I'm 100% sure none of you are assholes on purpose, but sometimes we engage in assholish behavior out of ignorance. Well not anymore! Seriously, if everybody would read Julia's guide, concerts would be an all-around satisfying experience for all the people involved (including the musicians!).

In conclusion, I look forward to Burn Your Friends #2, and if you haven't read #1, you're definitely missing out.

Oh, and she also sent me a lovely letter and some badass stickers! Thank you, Julia!



And now, because I want to and because I can, have some pictures of some of the people Julia talked about:



PETE WENTZ (and his donkey-teeth):








Gerard Way (looking totally badass because he's PRETTY MUCH A DETROITER, OKAY?):








GARRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT! (Sorry, guys. Won't happen again.)




JUSTIN BIEBER (How can people can be sexually attracted to him, I will never know).




AIDEN (Because I don't want to torture Julia anymore!)



And just to make Julia happy, here's Calabrese:

 

Comments

[rockeandroll.livejournal.com]

wow, this thing sounds pretty cool. I... kinda want one now. We have zine stores in Melbourne but I guess they probably don't stock this.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

PM her and tell her you want one! If you don't have american dollars, she accepts trades, so I'm sure you can work something out.

BTW, I miss you Meg! ♥

[rockeandroll.livejournal.com]

I'm still here! Just awfully preoccupied with piles of study and job applications. And occasionally breaking out and flailing weirdly over people's journals before I disappear again. It is actually a struggle not to chuck all this away and write fic all day. Can you imagine what I'll be like when I have a job at a DESK? With a computer there all the time? I'll have to have a 'no fic-writing unless at home' rule or I'll never do work.

[xstunt-pilots.livejournal.com]

ohai bb. Melbourne does not stock it, obvs, buttttt you can order them online here: http://www.artfire.com/users/zinecore orrrrrr just PM me your address and we'll work out something. :3 I just got a trade from my bff Bilvy down there, so it's totally possible. I like stickers, stationery, clip art, and temporary tattoos. Jussayin'. *cough*

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

SURPRISE!GARRY ALMOST MADE ME PEE MY PANTS, LAURA, YOU NEED TO WARN FOR SHIT LIKE THAT.

We are all so offended by Pete's teeth. It is impossible not to be. They are just offending like that.

Justin Bieber makes me want to claw my eyes out and puke blood, oh my god. Seriously, what the fuck, the kid is like three and a half years old and annoying as shit, and I just want to punch all his fans in the face repeatedly. Wow, so much hatred, Grace, goodness.

In conclusion; LOL GARRY. I can't stop looking at him, wtffffff D:

[rockeandroll.livejournal.com]

Justin Beiber is a mystery, I've only heard about him on the internet. Occasionally he's mentioned here in the media but it's always 'Justin Bieber is really young and a star! In America." and nobody ever plays his music.

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, IF ONLY WE WERE ALL SO LUCKY TO JUST NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT HIM.

Unfortunately America is a country of fucking retards, and all of our biggest celebrities of the past few years have been under the age of 18, AND APPARENTLY THEY JUST KEEP GETTING YOUNGER, WHAT.

[rockeandroll.livejournal.com]

Gah, crazy talk! Australia is still busy going "What? Who is this guy? Why do we keep hearing his name occasionally? He doesn't do anything. So when's Pink doing another tour?"

Is your icon from that film clip? I've wanted icons from some Green Day clips but I've never found a version I could cap properly.

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

The icon is a cap from the Holiday video, but I didn't make it because I am an icon-making disaster.

I can't remember who I got this one from, but it's noted on my userpics page...

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

General announcement: As I was checking the comments of this post, Justin Bieber came on my television. I wish I was lying about this.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO WARN YOU, GRACE, HE SNUCK UP ON ME TOO! I guess he's getting tired that his future self gets so much love and admiration and attention, and he's still a basement-dweller getting bullied by the cool kids.

Pete's entire existence is offensive, but for some reason, people love him (including myself). I'll analyze the Wentzian phenomena someday.

Fortunately for me, Justin Bieber is still not that famous in Mexico. I mean, he is, but not to the point where you have to see his face or hear his songs or name all the time. Thank God.

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

I GUESS HE IS JUST A SNEAKY NINJA THAT WAY! Aw, Garry, I appreciate you! If you hadn't been fat and awkward with a bad haircut, you wouldn't have gotten bullied, and then you would never have written the amazing music we all love, and ~~~~GERARD~~~~, OUR FABULOUS JERSEY DRAG QUEEN OF A LEADER would not exist.

YAY BASEMENT! \o/ (Boo the alcoholism that began in that basement, but still, yay basement)

Oh Pete. I love him too, I can't lie. He's, like, the world's worst person, and I hate him sooooo muuuuuch, but I can't help but love him too. Personally, I think it's impossible to really love Pete without also hating him extensively. They go hand in hand, I believe.

Gah, fucking America >:(

[mikeyface.livejournal.com]

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :D

Ahem. I'm okay, really. XD I love Pete. I don't care if a lot of people hate him. He's a really good guy, and he was REALLY nice when I met him. :D

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

God Angie, I was one of those sane and normal people who use to loathe him. But now, because of bandom, I love his donkey-teethed ridiculous face, and I even find his crazyness and general Wentz-ness adorable. Go figure!

[mikeyface.livejournal.com]

XD oh man, that describes me EXACTLY!!! But I'm glad I got to know and love him though. He really is a nice guy, and a good person. Despite what most of the world's population seems to think. *cuddles Pete* :D

[mikeyface.livejournal.com]

Also, I don't understand the Bieber love either. Okay, he's a cute kid, but that's about it. He's not even that talented. He's just sort of ... generic. :/ And I'm SO tired of seeing his face every I go. UGH. XD

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

I listened to his Baby (or Oh Baby, IDK how it's called) song for the first time last week. It's like every other pop song that's ever been recorded. I honestly don't see the appeal, but then again, I love NKOTB, so I have no room to judge anybody for their musical taste.

HOWEVER. I can totally judge people over 16 who want to get into his pants. I mean, come on people, he looks like a ten year old, are you all suddenly pedophiles??? Jesus.

[mikeyface.livejournal.com]

Oh man... NKOTB!! I used to LOVE them when I was growing up! Then when they made a comeback, I was thrilled! :D So yeah, I'm not one to judge either. XD

But yeah, anyone (over 16, maybe even 17) who wants to get into his pants? Um.... EW! (Sorry Gerard, HE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU!!! XD Hahaha... I couldn't resist!)

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

LOL EW ANGIE, HE'S TWICE BIEBER'S AGE!!! EW, EW, EW!

[mikeyface.livejournal.com]

XD *dies laughing* What, I'm a dirty old woman. You knew that!! ;) *LOVE LOVE*

[desfinado.livejournal.com]

What a lovely gift to get! Especially MAIL, no one sends normal mail these days! I love 'zines, I wrote one for my Master's, so much fun! I loved being able to mix words and stories and pictures.

Also, on the topic of Justin Beiber: lesbians who look like him (http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/)

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

The resemblance. It is uncanny. I am not sure whether I love or hate that this site exists.

[rockeandroll.livejournal.com]

If I hadn't cut my hair last week I could so be on that side. damn.

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

It was kind of amazing to look into the mailbox every day, waiting for Julia's envelope!

THAT'S JUST... I CAN'T EVEN... OMG WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Seriously, I want to dig into the brain of the people that find this "boy" attractive to try to understand what do they see in him.

I mean, I used to think that GWay looked like a girl, what with his being so fucking pretty; but this Bieber boy just takes the cake. THE WHOLE CAKE.

[xstunt-pilots.livejournal.com]

I was like :D! but then i started making this D: D: D: D: D: D: face and flailing around. SO MUCH TEETH. LAURA. WHYYYYYYYY. JUSTIN BIEBER HAS THE SAME TEETH. HIS HAIR SCARES ME TOO. GERARD IS NOT PRACTICALLY A DETROITER, HE IS A VAGINA. But then Aiden, which is good. And Calabrese, which is even better. Get in my vagina plz. Unf.

BUT YOUR REVIEW MADE ME SO HAPPY OMFG. I AM SO GLAD IT GOT THERE TOO. HAAARRRRRRRTS. ♥_______♥

[chuckaloonie.livejournal.com]

LOLOLOLOL THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT, JULIA!! I wanted you to have nightmares about midgets with ginormous teeth chasing you around the woods, threatening to bite you, or even worse, to make-out with you. But then I felt bad, so that's why I included Aiden and Calabrese. :D?

I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I SAW YOUR ENVELOPE ON THE MAIL! I'm glad you liked the review, because I certainly enjoy the fuck out of your zine. ♥

[gracie321.livejournal.com]

Comment lurk!

GERARD IS NOT PRACTICALLY A DETROITER, HE IS A VAGINA - LOL YOUR INDIGNATION. Also, "he is a vagina", as opposed to "he probably has one" is something I have never heard said about GWay before. I was caught hilariously off-guard by this statement.

Oh and I agree wholeheartedly with your apparent love for Aiden. ♥

[xstunt-pilots.livejournal.com]

I AM VERY INDIGNANT ABOUT THIS. IT REQUIRES CAPSLOCK.

Just doin what I do best. Bein' surrealist and lovin' muh Aidenz.